I am Joe Steel

5:13pm: I hate everything
And people need to go away.

But they also don't.

Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckitall

10:37am: HOORAY
MASSIVE, BRUTAL HARDWARE FAILURE. HOORAY TECHNOLOGY.

Anyone feel like just... I dunno...

Giving me say 600 bucks to get a new motherboard, gfx card, RAM, PSU...

I'll suck whatever appendage you want, kill whoever you need me to do (In the most brutal fashion possible, if it suits your fancy...), or do anything short of sacrificing my life and/or arms (Legs, kidneys, etc, I might be able to cut a deal. LOL no pun intended.) to get some computer money.

4:42am: ....WOW.


So that's how Mario makes his mushroom money...

11:41am: Yes I am alone but then again I always was
As far back as I can tell
I think maybe it's because
Because you were never really real to begin with
I just made you up to hurt myself

...

And now I know why, now, now, now I know why
Things aren't as pretty
On the inside

2:30am: "Pirate" is such a derogatory term...
...We prefer "Buccaneer-Americans."

3:57am: hwercxawedafsaefex


Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

6:15am: I don't quite understand...
...How I can have such a fun day and yet still be so fucking downtrodden.

4:39pm: Tonight, I flex my nerdliness.
I'm going to see this. Video game music played by the BSO. It's going to be awesome.

10:30pm: Been feelin' like this...


...But I guess that's why they call it melancholy...

8:24am:

2:10am:

5:13am: MY COCK IS MUCH BIGGER THAN YOURS
MY COCK CAN WALK RIGHT THROUGH THE DOOR.

WITH A FEELING SO PURE.

10:25pm: Hahaha...
...Maaaaaaan...

2:48am: Ha... Ha...
Laura and I broke up.

It was for the better.

I didn't feel like I could trust her.

She was looking for excuses to dump me.

Well here you go.

No more.

I wouldn't take her back if she begged, honestly.

I hate being treated that way.

Like a dog.

Yay.

Another indefinite period of loneliness.

Yay.

3:25am: HAHAHAHA
I gotta stop giving my passwords to people.

3:02pm: BALLS.
Awesomeness.

Also



Yesssssss.

Laura's here, and all is good.

4:34am: Ahhh...
...So Lucky is a Korat... A specific breed from Thailand which is, according to legend, a good luck cat.

Seriously, click the link and you'll have a plethora of websites that show pictures of cats that look fucking identical to Lucky. And I swear, this cat's gotta be some kind of good luck...

10:30pm: Fucking shit
I just slept for like... 16 hours? And my forehead is peeling. Badly. I wanna remove all the skin in one piece so it's all like... Shaped like my face. That would be awesome. Or at least the top half. I could like... I dunno, do something offensive with it.

9:08am: Okay, so more about yesterday...
...Yesterday was some kickass. I went to the Maryland Faerie Festival in Upper Marlboro. That was quite a blast. I now know where all the hippies are. While I was there, I saw many cool/interesting things, picked up some fancy wares, and observed various live music acts performing. One of these groups was Telesma. Those guys are fucking amazing, a six-person psychedelic electronic tribal world rock band, if that makes any sense to you. The guitarist is incredibly talented, and like half of the members were switching between different instruments in the middle of songs. Also, it was like 90+ degrees outside and the sun was beating down on my and my beloved pasty pallor has gone a decidedly bright pink but god fucking damn it it was worth it!

Anyway, I just wish I had a camera.

Also, I'm getting really damn good with my Tarot cards; I haven't had a bad reading yet, and they actually keep improving, regarding accuracy.


I leave you with this.

5:29pm: Fucking Telesma.
Was fucking awesome.

I need not say any more.

8:17am: I fucking read this and...
It made me so fucking happy.

Strange Ambitions

That man is my hero.

6:48am: I'm about to go to sleep...
...And slip back into that dream...

...But I only wish I could stay there just a little longer, and drag it up to the surface of reality, if only just to set things right.

6:18am: Fucking hell.
I have some of the most disturbing fucking dreams when I'm not smoking weed.

I blame the government and my fucking fucked up head for this faggotry.

7:58pm: REBELLION®
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Also I was dreaming that I was cleaning the bathrooms at work and then I saw that face in the door (wtf?) and I screamed in terror and when I opened the door nothing was there and I was all relieved but then I look to the right and standing there...!

OMFG!

7:32am: FUCK FUCK FUCK
I SHOULD BE STABBING MYSELF IN THE EYE GOD I WAS SO FUCKING STUPID LOLOLOL

Oh well, mistakes are made for a reason. Still, an opportunity like that isn't gonna come up again.

In other news, something is going to complicate something else which may have happened for a reason and holy shit I see an interesting plot point approaching in my life.

Also, nine thousand cocks.

420chan isn't dead yet.

Also, I really hope *** *** *********. Both ** ***.

And that's a wrap, kids.